Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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