Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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