Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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