i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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