ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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