I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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