So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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