New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I AM VODKA MAN
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.