At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions