You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend