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(847): View more from Illinois

4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it

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(847) 4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it http://tfl.nu/qjg2

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(510): View more from California

my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice

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(510): my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice http://tfl.nu/x5d6

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(706): View more from Georgia

Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?

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(706): Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date? http://tfl.nu/833l

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(607): View more from New York

i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.

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(607): i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady. http://tfl.nu/6072

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(540): View more from Virginia

i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?

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(540): i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic? http://tfl.nu/pwuf

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com

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(203): I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com http://tfl.nu/9o3u

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(925): View more from California

We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?

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(925): We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation? http://tfl.nu/efhg

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(870): View more from Arkansas

you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.

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(870): you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions. http://tfl.nu/7qp6

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.

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(412): We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you. http://tfl.nu/7kee

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(417): View more from Missouri

I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.

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(417): I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer. http://tfl.nu/udvx

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(303): View more from Colorado

We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options

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(303): We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options http://tfl.nu/lflv

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(574): View more from Indiana

I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...

(614): View more from Ohio

Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine

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(574): I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here... (614): Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine http://tfl.nu/936x

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(563): View more from Iowa

It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA

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(563): It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA http://tfl.nu/yp2m

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(210): View more from Texas

literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself

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(210): literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself http://tfl.nu/l1mf

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(702): View more from Nevada

In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.

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(702): In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help. http://tfl.nu/624h

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