gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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