sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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i need some magic done to my vagina
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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