I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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How's work?
Spinning.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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