i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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