The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
and she was petting her beer can
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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