singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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