we're blogging at a bar
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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