Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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