my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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