why didn't you poke me back
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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