My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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