Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
This show inspires me to have sex in space
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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