How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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