so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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