Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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