I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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