thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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