You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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