you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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