it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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