I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
