well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My penis needs a shock collar
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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