But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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