He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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