Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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