You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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