let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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