I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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