STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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