ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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