You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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