you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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