I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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