so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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