i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!