is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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