That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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