Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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