If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
