bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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