You work out of a Hotel?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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