And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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