i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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