Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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