They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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