Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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