seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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