at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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