Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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